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- Pool Phun
- By: Long John Silver
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- First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing
- you need know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know
- that.
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- Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your
- "friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you
- reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around.
- They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an
- effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!
- Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the
- 4th of july happens again.
-
- Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the
- pump to "backwash". Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you
- look the next day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you want permanant
- damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the
- valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2) One that goes to the
- main drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool. That should
- be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take in water, so when
- there isn't any...
-
- Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and
- there is *no* permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must
- check the pool with chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine.
- The other is labeled alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It
- checks the chlorine). Go to your local pool store and tell them
- you're going into the pool business, and to sell you orthotolidine (a
- CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if possible. The solution
- is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical. And sew the bags to
- the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your friend! Then
- open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone there
- will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much, Especially if
- they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the
- pool. Only a little. The "piss" disappears.
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- eof
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